catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

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serenasaystoday:

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

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shigure:

nrannnnnn:

shigure:

literally paramore was right

about…?

name one thing paramore was wrong about

ill wait

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aidashakur:

i wish i met some people a little earlier, some a little later & some never at all.

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ruinsmami:

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

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ohmyfuckingoreos:

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

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